As most of you know, my strange illness has given me a belly that makes me look about seven months pregnant. After so many years I have been able to find the humour both in the queries and the responses I give to the queries. Sometimes I actually look forward to bizarre responses because they make such good stories. Belly-laugh Fridays is my chance to share these humorous tidbits with all of you. Enjoy.
Some of you might be wondering how I came to estimate my belly size as it compares to a pregnant belly. I have certainly done some research by stationing myself next to pregnant women of different sizes, but the clincher for me was this conversation between myself and a young man mopping up at a fast food restaurant.
Young man: “I bet you are seven months pregnant.”
Me: “Oh, really, how did you guess that?”
Young man: “I took a course in high school on all that and I did really well.”
There you have it, an expert opinion. I’ve never looked back . Seven months it is.